Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting

in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he

kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder,

and he turns around to see a big black bear. 



The black bear says "You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to

death or Two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear. 



He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Bill

heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear

and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A

huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says,

"That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, Either I maul you

to death or we have sex." Bill bends over. 



He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of

time to recover. He's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to

Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank

range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an

enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really

come here for the hunting, do you?"