- Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.
- What do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door behind him.
- If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
- Never let your man's mind wander. Its too small to be out on it's own.
- Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyways.
- Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
- The definition of a bachelor is a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
- Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are do-it-yourself types.
- The best way to get a man to do something is to say he's too old for it.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
- The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
- If he asks what kind of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
- Remeber, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at him.
- Sadly, all men are created equal.
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