The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk whatТs up.
УHe wanted something for his cough, but I couldnТt find the cough syrup,Ф the clerk explains. УSo I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.Ф
УLaxatives wonТt cure a cough, you idiot,Ф the owner shouts angrily.
УSure it will,Ф the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. УLook at him. HeТs afraid to cough.Ф