Old Man John sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He's wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard.
The bartender sets John's drink down and asks, 'Going to a party, John?'
'Yeah,' John answers, 'I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life.'
'But you look like Abe Lincoln,' argues the barkeep.
'That's right... My last four scores were seven years ago!'
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