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Home > Funny Jokes > Political Jokes > Florida State Mottos

Rated: 10.00/10 | Votes: 1 | Views: 460 |Submitted: 4/5/03


FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.

FLORIDA: We count more than you do.

FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.

FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?

FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.

FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us!

FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!


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