This blonde wanted to go ice fishing so she got her tools and went to the nearest frozen lake. When she got there she started poking a hole into the ice, and a deep booming voice was heard from the skies and said to her, "There are no fish under the ice."
So the blonde moved to the right and starts to poke another hole. Again, the deep booming voice spoke, and again said the same thing, "There are no fish under the ice".
The blonde put down her tools, looked up towards the heavens and said, "Is that you lord?"
The deep booming voice spoke to her and said, "No. This is the manager of the ice rink!"
