Mikey walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, Mikey started to leave.
"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what Mikey had done, "what was that all about?"
"Nothin', said Mikey, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
