151. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
152. Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply.
153. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
154. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's? A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
155. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
156. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes.
157. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
158. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
159. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
160. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician.
161. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit. A3: So men can understand them.
162. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde? A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
163. Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A1: A golden retriever. A2: A labrador. A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
164. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
165. Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them.
166. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
167. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
168. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
169. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream.
170. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
171. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
172. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears.
173. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
174. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.
175. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
