25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
26. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
29. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
30. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
31. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
32. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
33. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.
34. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
35. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
36. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
37. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
38. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth.
39. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers.
40. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear.
41. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!
42. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
43. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
44. Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.
45. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
46: Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it.
47. Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it.
48. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T.
49. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
50. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front.
