76. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A1: Because they don't know any better. A2: They are easier to keep amused.
77. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
78. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
79. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A wine cellar.
80. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.
81. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.
82. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit.
83. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
84. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
85. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
86. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
87. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
88. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
89. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
90. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
91. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
92. Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.
93. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out.
94. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
95. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
96. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
97. Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
98. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
99. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.
