1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.
3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
6. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met.
9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
15. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
16. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
20. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. 21. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out.
22. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
23. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
24. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
