251. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
252. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
253. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
254. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her.
255. Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
256. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
257. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.
258. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.
259. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
260. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
261. Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository.
262. Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands? A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.
263. Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o? A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
264. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
265. Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses? A: She was having sunny periods.
266. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet!
267. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose? A: When she farts, her knees bag.
268. Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage.
269. Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
270. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
271. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
272. Q: How do ya paralyze a blonde from the neck down? A: Marry her.
273. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
274. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
275. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook.
276. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
277. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
278. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.
279. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
280. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.
281. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
282. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
283. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
284. Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men.
285. Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? A: Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.
286. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ? A: Wishful Thinking.
287. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
288. Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
289. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
290. Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A: A brunette with bad breath.
291. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
292. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
293. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles.
294. Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
295. Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.
296. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress.
297. Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
298. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
299. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
300. Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor.
