301. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes.
302. Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev? A: He knows who the ten men were.
303. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
304. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning.
305. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq? A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
306. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
307. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
308. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
309. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian? A: Because she loved children.
310. Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first? A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
311. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4.
312. Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.
313. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
314. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
315. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
316. Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. 317. Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
318. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked.
319. Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
320. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
321. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
322. Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
323. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.
324. Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
325. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
