>> How did the blonde rob the drive-up window at the bank?
She put her gun in the little basket along with a note that said "This is a stick-up"
>> How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?
Four. One to hold the pan, and three to shake the stove
>> Did you hear about the blonde hoodlem? She spray painted her name on chain-link fences
>> Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side
>> Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to know what she looked like when she was sleeping.
>> Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
>> What do you call 10 blondes in your freezer..Frosted flakes!
>> What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of your swimming pool...........An air pocket!!!!
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