It has come to our attention that a few copies of the West Virginia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside West Virginia. If you have one of the West Virginia editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The West Virginia edtion may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as Four Wheel Drive Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs. And instead of an error message, you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
Other features: OK = ats aww-right cancel = hail no reset = awa shoot yes D shore no = naaaaa find = hunt-fer it go to = over yonder help = hep me out here stop = ternit off start = crank it up settings = sittins programs = stuff at does stuff documents = stuff I done done
Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 98: tiperiter = a word processor colering book = a graphics program addin mershene = calculator scratch paper = notepad jupe-box = CD player inner-net = microsoft explorer pichers = a graphics viewer IRS = M/S accounting software IRS2 = M/S accounting sofware with hidden files coon dog = American Kennel Club records fishin = Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records NRA = National Rifle Association shot gun = Remington arms price list riffel = Winchester price list pisstel = Smith and Wesson price list truck = Ford and Chevrolet dealers in Kentucky by zip code house = nearest mobile home repair service by zip code car = same as truck cuzzins = family history (usuall a 3 meg file) tax records = usually an empty file shells ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file) bud = list of Budweiser sellers by zip code racin = NASCAR racing schedule includes a list of tv stations that carry the races car n truck parts = nearest junk yard by zip code doc = vetrinarians by zip code
We regret any inconvenience it may have cause if you received a copy of the West Virginia edition. You may return it to Micrsosoft for a replacement version.
