The rules as written by men
Rule # 1: Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2: If you don\'t want to dress like Victoria\'s Secret girls, don\'t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Rule # 3: If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 4: It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 5: Let us ogle. If we don\'t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
Rule # 6: Don\'t rub the lamp if you don\'t want the genie to come out.
Rule # 7: You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
Rule # 8: Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. Rule # 9: Don\'t fake it. We\'d rather be ineffective than deceived.
Rule # 10: Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their chest stared at.
Rule # 11: When we\'re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying \"This is our exit\" is not necessary.
Rule # 12: Christopher Columbus didn\'t need directions and neither do we.
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