Dress Up Party
Old Man John sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He's wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard.

The bartender sets John's drink down and asks, 'Going to a party, John?'

'Yeah,' John answers, 'I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life.'

'But you look like Abe Lincoln,' argues the barkeep.

'That's right... My last four scores were seven years ago!'
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